1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,841 Previously, on Clean Slate... 2 00:00:07,842 --> 00:00:10,093 I don't know anything about you other than the fact that 3 00:00:10,094 --> 00:00:11,720 one day your daughter's going to be president. 4 00:00:11,721 --> 00:00:12,929 Go on a date with me. 5 00:00:12,930 --> 00:00:15,098 - Have you ever dated a trans woman? - Not yet. 6 00:00:15,099 --> 00:00:17,517 About the whole date thing, forget I even mentioned it. 7 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:19,060 I have got to learn to drive. 8 00:00:19,061 --> 00:00:21,688 Your instructor is in the car with you right now. 9 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:24,482 Still waiting for Louis to talk to me and we live together. 10 00:00:24,483 --> 00:00:26,943 Grindr? It'll blow my cover. 11 00:00:26,944 --> 00:00:29,696 Your cover isn't as covering as you think. 12 00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:31,781 Seeing you in that hospital where mom died... 13 00:00:31,782 --> 00:00:33,575 I don't want to think about losing you, too. 14 00:00:33,576 --> 00:00:34,952 I need you, Dad. 15 00:00:36,912 --> 00:00:39,956 So you and Opal are not riding with me on the Mardi Gras float? 16 00:00:39,957 --> 00:00:43,793 Can't. Got a "Mom-di-Gras." Kids from her class and their mothers. 17 00:00:43,794 --> 00:00:45,545 It's a PG version of the same debauchery. 18 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:47,839 - Sorry, Opal's got to let her hair down. - Oh. 19 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:50,175 Ooh. And where are you going? 20 00:00:50,176 --> 00:00:54,220 Louis promised to show me the magic of Mobile. So, back by 9:00. 21 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:57,098 Oh, please. That's the old Mobile. 22 00:00:57,099 --> 00:01:00,769 Now, we're talking 9:30. Maybe even 9:45. 23 00:01:00,770 --> 00:01:02,271 Who needs New York? 24 00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:06,274 - Daddy. - What-- 25 00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:10,028 I know it's been 23 years, but I still know that look. 26 00:01:10,029 --> 00:01:12,822 - Can we borrow your convertible? - I knew it was something. 27 00:01:12,823 --> 00:01:16,242 You know that's my pride and joy. Aside from you. 28 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:19,412 - It's my backup pride and joy. - But I passed my driving test. 29 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:22,207 Girl, this is Mardi Gras. You got drunkards out there, 30 00:01:22,208 --> 00:01:24,000 you got criminals out there, 31 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:25,961 and people who click "reply all" for no damn reason. 32 00:01:27,797 --> 00:01:28,963 Look, give them the car, 33 00:01:28,964 --> 00:01:31,591 and I won't let you ride in that Rice Krispie treat alone. 34 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:33,176 It's a sponge. 35 00:01:33,177 --> 00:01:35,094 Besides, I can add to my bead collection. 36 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,971 - Get them beads out of here. - Get away! 37 00:01:36,972 --> 00:01:39,849 Now, I want you to promise me, no drinking, okay? 38 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:44,312 No drugs, no strangers, and no eating in my car. 39 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:46,773 I can't have you leaving stains in my seats 40 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:48,316 with your greasy fingerprints and whatnot. 41 00:01:48,317 --> 00:01:49,984 We promise. 42 00:01:49,985 --> 00:01:52,570 And you will check in with me every hour on the hour. 43 00:01:52,571 --> 00:01:54,572 Dad, I'm not a teenager. 44 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:56,991 Need I remind you I haven't given you the keys yet? 45 00:01:56,992 --> 00:01:59,202 You left them in the ignition. 46 00:01:59,203 --> 00:02:01,496 Bye. Love you, mean it! 47 00:02:01,497 --> 00:02:03,623 The magic of Mobile awaits. 48 00:02:14,260 --> 00:02:15,802 Did you bring me here to kill me? 49 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:18,012 Betty's is the coolest gay bar in town. 50 00:02:18,013 --> 00:02:19,806 Girl, it's Mardi Gras. Trust me. 51 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:22,517 It's gonna be [sing-songy] off the chain. 52 00:02:22,518 --> 00:02:25,604 ♪Where everything's still the same ♪ 53 00:02:26,564 --> 00:02:31,067 ♪This town has said what it has to say ♪ 54 00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:33,570 ♪Now I'm after that back highway ♪ 55 00:02:33,571 --> 00:02:36,198 I think they left it completely on the chain. 56 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:40,201 Lots of potential friends here. 57 00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:42,287 Oh, Opal, look. Self-service candy bar. 58 00:02:42,288 --> 00:02:43,872 Looks like all you can eat all day. 59 00:02:43,873 --> 00:02:46,917 Are you crazy? Student council treasurer is here. 60 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:51,588 I need Juniper to approve funding for the Model UN. 61 00:02:51,589 --> 00:02:53,923 You can't close that kind of deal in the middle of a sugar high! 62 00:02:53,924 --> 00:02:56,676 Maybe focus less on closing deals and more about making friends. 63 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,761 Be kind and polite, and thank Lulu for hosting. 64 00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:02,140 I'm not rude, but time is money and Lulu is not on the agenda. 65 00:03:02,141 --> 00:03:05,518 - Opal, you made it! - Lulu. 66 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:09,105 - Funny running into you here. - But it's my house. 67 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:12,108 That was the joke. 68 00:03:12,109 --> 00:03:13,444 Never mind. 69 00:03:18,157 --> 00:03:19,991 - Hi, Daddy. - Hey. 70 00:03:19,992 --> 00:03:22,243 - It's Mack. Right? - That's right. 71 00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:24,329 Of course it's Mack. Like the truck. 72 00:03:24,330 --> 00:03:25,747 That just-- wham! 73 00:03:25,748 --> 00:03:28,708 You're under the truck. 74 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:31,628 - It's a children's party, right? - Oh, is it? 75 00:03:31,629 --> 00:03:35,049 Hey, you want to take a break from being fondled and come help me? 76 00:03:36,342 --> 00:03:37,676 Yeah. 77 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:42,013 Whoo. They were steamrolling towards second base. 78 00:03:42,014 --> 00:03:44,098 Cheryl looked like she was getting ready to steal third. 79 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:46,601 - Well, thanks for the rescue. - You're welcome. 80 00:03:46,602 --> 00:03:49,854 I'm Rhonda, your host and general smart-ass. 81 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:53,107 I'm Mack and smart-asses are my favorite of the entire ass family. 82 00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:54,275 - Oh! - Yeah. 83 00:03:54,276 --> 00:03:57,070 Well, you make your ass useful. 84 00:03:57,071 --> 00:03:58,739 You got it. 85 00:04:13,671 --> 00:04:15,880 You can't text while driving a giant sponge. 86 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:19,258 You could run over a whole flock of majorettes mid-routine. 87 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,594 I'm trying to find Des. 88 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:23,846 She should have checked in three times by now. 89 00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:26,558 Will you leave her be? She's a grown-ass woman. 90 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:31,689 - Whoo! This yours? - You wish. 91 00:04:32,356 --> 00:04:33,440 Hi! 92 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:37,986 Anyone here catch your eye yet? 93 00:04:37,987 --> 00:04:39,654 Yes, but not in a good way. 94 00:04:39,655 --> 00:04:42,783 Even if I was looking for a man tonight, it wouldn't be in a gay bar. 95 00:04:45,411 --> 00:04:50,373 "Please send a picture so I know you're not dead in a ditch somewhere. 96 00:04:50,374 --> 00:04:52,333 From Harry, your father." 97 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:54,085 Please send that man a proof-of-life photo 98 00:04:54,086 --> 00:04:56,213 before he puts us on a missing persons list. 99 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:58,757 Done. 100 00:05:01,427 --> 00:05:04,095 Sorry this place is so... rustic. 101 00:05:04,096 --> 00:05:07,056 That's not rustic. That's a health code violation. 102 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:10,184 This place, it's safe. 103 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:13,354 - Nobody knows me out here. - Do you ever want anyone to know you? 104 00:05:13,355 --> 00:05:15,606 If there's one thing I've learned about intimacy issues-- 105 00:05:15,607 --> 00:05:17,567 Intimacy issues, shmintimacy issues. 106 00:05:17,568 --> 00:05:18,568 James just texted me back. 107 00:05:18,569 --> 00:05:21,195 - James, that hot-as-hell doctor? - Yes, from Grindr! 108 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:23,239 Oh! Oh... 109 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,408 He said he's in town for a Fluidity Ball. 110 00:05:25,409 --> 00:05:28,036 Did y'all say Fluidity Ball? Betty's the name. 111 00:05:28,037 --> 00:05:29,746 And jump-scaring people is your game. 112 00:05:29,747 --> 00:05:31,748 Fluidity is the queer party of the year. 113 00:05:31,749 --> 00:05:34,168 It's been sold out for weeks. I can get you in, though. 114 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,587 Louis, I need this. 115 00:05:37,588 --> 00:05:38,546 We're going. 116 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:42,717 - People might recognize me. - Fluidity is a masquerade. 117 00:05:42,718 --> 00:05:45,762 No one's going to lay eyes on your gorgeous little face. 118 00:05:45,763 --> 00:05:48,181 And James will be there. 119 00:05:48,182 --> 00:05:50,099 - Fine. - Yes! Who's driving? 120 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:52,685 You, girl, because I don't own a motor vehicle. 121 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:56,814 Kenny, you're covering the bar. Mama's going out. 122 00:05:56,815 --> 00:05:58,858 He works here? Um... 123 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,651 He gonna wash his hands, right? 124 00:06:00,652 --> 00:06:03,571 Who cares? Onward to the masquerade. 125 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:07,534 ♪Rollin' incognito, Rollin' incognito ♪ 126 00:06:12,998 --> 00:06:17,335 ♪Queen of my castle and I ain't ever comin' down ♪ 127 00:06:17,336 --> 00:06:21,005 What if James is a catfish? Or doesn't have any teeth? 128 00:06:21,006 --> 00:06:23,257 He's a closed-mouth smiler, you know. 129 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:25,551 Toothless doctors are rare. 130 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:28,846 Look, once James arrives, I'll hover till you feel good about... 131 00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:32,058 - He's here and he has teeth. - Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. 132 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:34,477 Help me. Hey, James. 133 00:06:34,478 --> 00:06:36,979 Are your Spidey senses tingling? 134 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:39,565 Listen, this was the last mask they had. 135 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:42,735 Okay. Did Aunt May give you a curfew tonight? 136 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:45,696 Well, if she did, I just forgot all about it. 137 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:47,949 Hate to interrupt whatever 138 00:06:47,950 --> 00:06:50,827 Comic-Con chemistry you two have going on here, 139 00:06:50,828 --> 00:06:53,037 - but I need to see some ID. - Oh. 140 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:56,624 ♪Get up on your feet She's so problématique ♪ 141 00:06:56,625 --> 00:06:59,710 - One last thing for protection. - You mean condoms? 142 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:01,379 - It's a taser. - Girl, what? 143 00:07:01,380 --> 00:07:03,756 If it's giving psycho, stun him. 144 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:06,676 Aim for the eyes and don't stop till there's blood on his shoes. 145 00:07:06,677 --> 00:07:11,013 Now, you two lovebirds have fun now. 146 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:15,519 ♪She's so problématique, I know you like it ♪ 147 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:17,937 Juniper! 148 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:20,356 I am so glad our paths were able to cross. 149 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:23,067 Have you taken a look at my Model UN proposal? 150 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:24,944 It's still under consideration. 151 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:26,904 Where are you sitting in the cafeteria these days? 152 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:29,867 - Sort of just floating for now. - Not anymore, you're not. 153 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:32,953 Friends of mine sit with the student council. 154 00:07:34,163 --> 00:07:37,957 - Ever play "Who's got the baby?" - Duh. It's a Mardi Gras tradition. 155 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:40,960 Find the baby in five minutes and you can sit at our lunch table. 156 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:43,921 You're already at our lunch table. Try to keep up. 157 00:07:45,424 --> 00:07:48,217 Of course. I was just kidding. 158 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:51,012 Who should we pick to look for the baby? 159 00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:52,389 How about Lulu? 160 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:59,354 Great choice, Juniper. Visionary. 161 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:04,734 Thank you so much for helping me with these gift bags. 162 00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:05,735 It's overwhelming. 163 00:08:05,736 --> 00:08:08,196 Hell, I'm overwhelmed each day making Opal's lunch. 164 00:08:08,197 --> 00:08:09,614 And then they don't even eat half of it. 165 00:08:09,615 --> 00:08:11,782 Right! You're cutting crust, you're washing fruit, 166 00:08:11,783 --> 00:08:14,243 you're warming up the thermos. Stuff takes time. 167 00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:15,954 Oh, the worst. 168 00:08:19,041 --> 00:08:21,667 The baby's gotta be in here somewhere. 169 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:22,794 Psst. 170 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:28,967 - You had the baby all along? - Shh. 171 00:08:37,309 --> 00:08:39,685 Look where Desiree is, Ella. 172 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:41,520 Oh, this is hell on earth. 173 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,272 I know a hostage photo when I see one. 174 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:46,150 Hostage? That's just a sad excuse for a bar. 175 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:47,777 Stop trippin'! 176 00:08:47,778 --> 00:08:50,196 No, this is my little baby girl. I got to protect her. 177 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:51,697 From what? 178 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:54,075 Yo. Have you been reading the news lately? 179 00:08:54,076 --> 00:08:56,203 These streets are not safe for people like Des. 180 00:08:57,371 --> 00:08:58,829 Well, you know what? 181 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:02,708 I still have Louis's friend's location from when we saw Boyz II Men, 182 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,335 in New Orleans. 183 00:09:04,336 --> 00:09:07,046 Okay, okay. That's where they are. 184 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:08,214 In that shady warehouse district? 185 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:10,841 Slow down! I'm not dying in a Swiss cheese! 186 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:12,510 It's a sponge! 187 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:19,225 Let me guess. 188 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,435 You're going for the whole Meghan Markle thing, right? 189 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:23,479 Kind of. But thottier. 190 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:26,607 Come through Duchess of Sus-sexy. 191 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:30,528 I'm Taylor. This ho to my left is Natasha. 192 00:09:30,529 --> 00:09:32,697 And that ho over there is White Natasha. 193 00:09:32,698 --> 00:09:34,156 - I'm Desiree. - Hi! 194 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:37,576 Look at you girls living your best authentic lives. 195 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:40,288 This is not the Mobile I remember. 196 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:44,458 Who's blowing you up? 197 00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:46,836 My dad. He won't stop checking in on me. 198 00:09:46,837 --> 00:09:47,962 So annoying. 199 00:09:47,963 --> 00:09:52,341 - Aw, I wish I had a dad who cares. - Taylor, you have two dads. 200 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:55,511 - And they drove us here. - Yeah, but we got drama. 201 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:58,472 They refused to buy me the new AirPods Max. 202 00:09:58,473 --> 00:09:59,891 That's your major drama? 203 00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:03,561 Let big sis give you some advice. 204 00:10:03,562 --> 00:10:06,480 When it comes to New York City or Alabama, 205 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:10,318 you can't rely on your daddy or your sugar daddy. 206 00:10:10,319 --> 00:10:15,156 Girls like us have to focus on the big things we want in life 207 00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:17,616 and grab 'em for ourselves. 208 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,578 How much for that bottle? 209 00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:21,787 3,500. 210 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:26,042 We'll have three shots from that plastic bottle with the easy grip 211 00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:28,586 and a Shirley Temple for me. 212 00:10:28,587 --> 00:10:30,504 I told my dad I wouldn't drink. 213 00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:33,257 You told your dad? Aren't you, like, 60? 214 00:10:37,054 --> 00:10:39,723 Oh, 60? 215 00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:42,016 Screw it. 216 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:43,768 Make it a Dirty Shirley for me. 217 00:10:43,769 --> 00:10:45,603 - Yes! - I'll show you 60. 218 00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:47,938 I don't feel too good. 219 00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:50,900 Last slice. The baby must be there. 220 00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:52,735 Lulu, stop. 221 00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:55,279 - They're pranking you. - What are you doing, Opal? 222 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:56,781 What I should have done from the start. 223 00:10:56,782 --> 00:10:59,825 I thought you were cool, but you're a loser, just like Lulu. 224 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,828 I think I'm gonna... 225 00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:05,748 What! 226 00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:08,000 Let's get you cleaned up. 227 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,002 Sorry I puked on your friends. 228 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:13,464 Those power-hungry bullies are not my friends, 229 00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:14,840 and I don't want them to be. 230 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,342 I'm sorry I was such a B-word. 231 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:19,053 It's okay. Everyone can be a butthole sometimes. 232 00:11:19,054 --> 00:11:20,138 No, I meant... 233 00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:23,849 You know what? 234 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,185 I was a butthole. 235 00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:28,480 Can this butthole come over for a hang sometime? 236 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:35,152 Another round for Betty, Natasha, and White Natasha! 237 00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:39,532 - ♪This is how we do it ♪ - Yes, girl. Remember this song? 238 00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:41,951 Do I? I was the inspo, baby! 239 00:11:41,952 --> 00:11:44,036 ♪La, la, la, la, la ♪ 240 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:47,123 We don't listen to music from before we were born. 241 00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:48,666 I did not hear that! 242 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:51,461 ♪This is how we do it ♪ 243 00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:57,591 - Wait, who is Mack? - Just a guy. 244 00:11:57,592 --> 00:11:59,510 - What's Mack's last name? - Do y'all bone? 245 00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:01,388 If not, do you wish y'all boned? 246 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:04,140 Simmons, no, and... 247 00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:05,225 Um... 248 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:07,935 Oh, that's the pause of death. 249 00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:10,896 - You got it bad for that man. - I do not. 250 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:13,899 Betty, back me up on this. 251 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,234 No can do. 252 00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:18,988 This is not how we do it. 253 00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:33,128 Cheers. 254 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,343 You gonna keep me in suspense all night? 255 00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:49,936 Shame you don't have perfect skin 256 00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:52,354 and a glistening smile. 257 00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:54,857 Oh, hush. 258 00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:57,359 I have to admit, I was pretty surprised 259 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,653 when you said you'd meet me so last minute. 260 00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:01,615 - Why? - Seriously? 261 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,866 I mean, look at you. 262 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:07,329 I bet every guy in town was lining up to take you out tonight. 263 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:11,957 Well, you're front of the line now. 264 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,167 Yes, I am. 265 00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:21,968 Fireworks. Cliché. 266 00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:24,387 But I like it. 267 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,646 I feel ridiculous. 268 00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:35,648 They won't let us in unless we're wearing a mask. 269 00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:38,734 Once we get in there and I find Desiree is alive and well, 270 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:41,028 then we can leave. How do I look? 271 00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:43,280 Like a young Idris Elba. 272 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:45,115 - Really? - No! 273 00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:47,743 You look like a Squishmallow ate your face. 274 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,370 Come on. 275 00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:52,456 Sold out. No tickets, no entry. 276 00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:56,210 Good sir, my daughter's been out of my life for two decades, 277 00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:58,379 and now she may be in grave danger. 278 00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:01,466 This might be the chance I'm finally her hero. 279 00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:08,097 What if I told you you're looking at Lil' Miss Black Mobile 1967, huh? 280 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,560 Well, how many women of a certain age you got in there? 281 00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:14,270 Don't want me telling Nextdoor 282 00:14:14,271 --> 00:14:16,856 you're running an ageist establishment, would ya? 283 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,405 I'll show you my titties. 284 00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:29,159 So that's how you got backstage at Earth, Wind and Fire all those years. 285 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,245 Mm-hmm. And the Commodores. 286 00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:34,081 And Kool and The Gang. Mmm. 287 00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:35,916 Anyway, put your tongue back in your mouth 288 00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:38,460 and let's split up and find these kids. I'm gonna go this way. 289 00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:40,170 - Okay. - Excuse me. Excuse me. 290 00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:44,174 - Ooh, he's hot. - You in trouble, girl. 291 00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:46,093 Why did you ignore this hot man's call? 292 00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:47,553 She obviously loves him. 293 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:50,097 I do not love him. 294 00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:53,059 I am flirty and ready to get dirty. 295 00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:56,271 - Oh! - Okay. 296 00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:00,899 Hey, babe. I'm here. 297 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,943 What were your other two wishes? 298 00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:04,404 I think you're all three. 299 00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:07,948 Just so you know, I'm trans. 300 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:10,075 Just so you know, 301 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,911 I'm Dave. 302 00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:14,914 Excuse me. 303 00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:17,833 Excuse me. Excuse me. 304 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,960 Sorry, Grandpa. 305 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:21,087 Grandpa? 306 00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:24,798 Did you just call me Grandpa? Huh? 307 00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:30,012 Well, maybe Grandpa needs to teach you a little respect. 308 00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:31,180 Let's do it. 309 00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:35,392 ♪Padam, padam, I hear it and I know ♪ 310 00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:39,813 ♪Padam, padam, I know you want to take me home ♪ 311 00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:42,066 ♪Padam, and get to know me close ♪ 312 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:44,485 You go, Harry! Go, Harry! 313 00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:48,197 Go, Harry! Go, Harry! Go, Harry! 314 00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:50,115 Go, Harry! Go, Harry! 315 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:54,912 ♪Padam, padam, I know you want to take me home ♪ 316 00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:58,082 ♪Padam, and take off all my clothes ♪ 317 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,713 ♪'Cause I can hear your heart beating ♪ 318 00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:08,342 ♪Padam, padam, I hear it and I know ♪ 319 00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:13,263 ♪Padam, padam, I know you want to take me home ♪ 320 00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:15,974 ♪Padam, and get to know me close ♪ 321 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:19,603 ♪Padam, padam, when your heart goes ♪ 322 00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:24,024 Desiree is getting mouth-mauled by some random man. 323 00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:26,443 Good for her. Let's not butt in. 324 00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:29,948 - Hands off my daughter! - Harry! Harry! 325 00:16:32,117 --> 00:16:33,617 Desiree! 326 00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:37,413 Dad, seriously, what are you doing? 327 00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:40,749 Saving you from murderers and potentially mono. 328 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:45,129 - Oh, Harry, stop! - I like him and we are connecting. 329 00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:48,215 Me and Doug, we're making a connection. 330 00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:50,259 - It's Dave. - Shut up, Doug, Dave. 331 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:53,721 Look what we got! We grabbed it for ourselves! 332 00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:57,391 - They stole the bottle. - You stole the bottle? 333 00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:59,893 - She's with them, too. - I don't know these bitches. 334 00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:01,520 Desiree, come on! 335 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,397 We have a robbery in progress. 336 00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:05,649 - Desiree! - Come back here. 337 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:09,028 - Call the police! - Run, Desiree, run! 338 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:13,866 That's your friend, isn't it? 339 00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:16,828 Desiree! Desiree! Desiree! 340 00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:21,039 Hey, that was crazy! 341 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,132 I can't drive. I'm drunk. 342 00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:33,136 Taylor can drive. She's in AA. 343 00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:44,354 Hey! Wait! I'm not in there! 344 00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:46,316 But my purse is! 345 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:54,990 Louis Alexander Dunbar. 346 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,575 - Where'd Desiree go? - Mom, Harry. 347 00:17:56,576 --> 00:18:01,038 What the... brings you to beautiful downtown Mobile this evening? 348 00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:04,541 Desiree was in that bar French kissing a bouncer. 349 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:07,461 Then she ran out with a gang of cut-throat liquor thieves. 350 00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:10,923 Just when the DJ was playing the song of the night. It was just a blur! 351 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:12,633 - Honey, we need your help. - Okay, okay. 352 00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:15,135 - Up higher. - I'm in. 353 00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:16,179 - Okay, let's go. - Okay. 354 00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:29,942 Well, Lulu finally stopped auditioning for The Exorcist. 355 00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:32,110 I'm just glad the girls are getting along so well. 356 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:35,657 - And Opal's made a real friend. - Aw, so sweet. 357 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,992 - How about a slumber party? - Whoa. 358 00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:40,285 Easy, tiger. 359 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,913 It's been nice and all, but I like to move slow. 360 00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:47,084 Clever. How about we start with you 361 00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:49,378 giving me your number? 362 00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:50,839 Yes, ma'am. 363 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:59,888 You look so familiar. 364 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:02,140 Seriously, girl, 365 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,977 how did you get your eyelashes that long? 366 00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:11,025 I swear I saw you in Central Park. 367 00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:14,486 I miss my old life. 368 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:17,197 My friends, the gallery. 369 00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:19,992 Even Gavin sometimes. 370 00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:22,161 Do you ever miss New York? 371 00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:24,789 Probably not. 372 00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:27,332 Desiree! 373 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,334 Homegirl, did you befriend a horse? 374 00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:31,044 Daddy. 375 00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:33,088 Oh, thank God. 376 00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:35,924 Oh! Oh, my goodness. What a mess. 377 00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:38,510 I've never been so happy to see you. 378 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,470 Giddy up, cowgirl. 379 00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:42,015 Your rodeo's over. 380 00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:45,017 Where's my car? 381 00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:48,228 It's gone, Daddy. It's gone! 382 00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:50,272 You were right about me. I am a mess. 383 00:19:50,273 --> 00:19:52,941 It's going to be okay. We just need to get you to bed. 384 00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:55,236 How do I get in this thing? 385 00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,195 - That's a good question. - Over there? 386 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,281 - No. - Back there. 387 00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:00,616 Maybe if you just... 388 00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:02,493 - Can you help her? - My pants are too tight. 389 00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:09,958 Lemon lime or fierce strawberry? 390 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:13,378 Dealer's choice, hon. Just give me electrolytes. 391 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,838 Stat! 392 00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:17,049 That's right. That's right, Officer. 393 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:19,134 It was a vintage fire-blue Barracuda. Yeah. 394 00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:20,552 And it was stolen from me. 395 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,930 Hold up. 396 00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:26,975 I got to call you back. 397 00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:30,938 Why, you no good for nothing, carjacking fools. 398 00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:31,980 Sir, it was an accident. 399 00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:33,857 We saved our numbers to your contacts! 400 00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,609 - Run, Natasha, run! - Wait, Natasha! 401 00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:37,653 Wait, Natasha, don't use my name! 402 00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:41,740 And there better not be no dang French fries stuck in my car. 403 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,034 So God help me. 404 00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:47,079 Y'all slow down so I can catch ya. 405 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,414 So... 406 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,209 About that text you sent me. 407 00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:53,544 What text? 408 00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:08,601 - Would you like me to delete this? - Yes, please. Thank you. 409 00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:16,234 Deleted. Best Hardi Gras ever. 410 00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:27,452 On the next Clean Slate... 411 00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,121 You want me to break in Watergate-style? 412 00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:31,498 Last time you intervened, you committed multiple felonies. 413 00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:34,751 Can anyone tell me what it means to be a Christian? 414 00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:36,671 Me, me, me, me! 415 00:21:37,588 --> 00:21:41,049 Surprise! 416 00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:42,801 I haven't done this in a while. 417 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:45,680 - I can tell. - Easy. 418 00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:53,938 Can we talk?